David Thorne sounds just like somebody I used to work with, was always someone who you always kept on the right side off,
Oh David Thorne is a genius His website has me in stitches. This is a particularly good thread http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html Plenty more of his top work here http://www.27bslash6.com/ This one is probably my favourite. He even made the news with this one http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html
This David Thorne bloke sounds rather creative, but if I were Simon Dempsey, I'd stop mincing around with the complaint forms and just lure David into an alley and batter him with a cricket bat.
I like this one:- Dear George, Yes, I'm fairly certain there is a worldwide criminal investigation network dedicated solely to bringing those who construct fake Facebook profiles to justice. I believe the punishment is tar and feathering in most parts of the world except West Virginia where you are stripped naked, oiled up and chased around a paddock while wearing a pig mask. Apparently in West Virginia, this is also known as a 'date'. Variations include substituting the paddock with a motorhome or the person with an actual pig. Or in your case, both. Also, as it is probably far more acceptable for men in West Virginia to hold guns than hands, I will assume the term 'shooting me in the face with your .32' is not a euphemism. Regards, David.
