Confessions

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 3901mick, Aug 15, 2018.

  1. Is there a confessions post? If not.....

    I went to order something off the bay of eeeee, the postage cost said £104 for a £119 item

    I messaged the seller and said I think there has been a mistake on the postage.

    They said its cos I am on the Isle of Wight. Postage price is correct as thats what their courier charges to deliver 35kg here...

    My new address is Hampshire :)

    They had it listed on Amazon, free postage. Its on its way.....


    Forgive me father for I have sinned...
     
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  2. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    NO piece for the wicked :rolleyes:
     
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  3. am a man
     
  4. I once drove my van to Cornwall from New Forest
    After drinking far more than I should of
    And I'd smoked a fair bit of weed
    :oops:
     
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  5. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    @Geordie has just bought a new van and dare not confess :rolleyes:
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  6. Flakey

    Flakey Supporter

    I

    Oh never mind :cool:
     
  7. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    Supertramp..

     
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  9. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Have you forgot? Its Newcastle brown ale :rolleyes:
     
  10. @crossy2112 :thumbsup:
     
  11. I once sold a can of Coke at a church fete that was from a multipack. It even said so on the rim of the can, but I still charged the same 40p that I would have done had it been a stand-alone can of Coke.

    To this day, I can’t walk past anything with CofE written on it without bowing my head and making the sign of the cross for fear of some form of Rapture.
     
  12. I’ve often wondered what gives others the god forsaken right to do this when they by a box of something and yet someone can’t sell ,one ,just one ,separately to some poor desperate soul who can’t afford the real rip off price fa one :D
     
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  13. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Piece of what?
     
  14. I'd stay inside during thunderstorms :eek:
     
  15. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    I drink alcohol free lager...
     
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  16. we knew :rolleyes:
     
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  17. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

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  18. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I'm so well behaved and such a well mannered goody two shoes that I have nothing to confess.
     
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  19. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I used to steal RWhites lemonade bottles from the back of the Wandle Stores off license and then take them back to the same store and get 1d for them

    We took two large (GT) silver cross pram wheels from a pram that was parked outside the laundrette to put on our Crockerton road go cart we were making

    One of us used to pay to get in the ABC pictures then open the fire escape so we all got in for f all

    We used to bunk into Chelsea by crawling between someone’s legs who was paying

    I used to smoke in class during lessons, I used an empty toilet roll holder with a box attached stuffed with cut up carpet to disguise the smoke thus avoiding detection

    It was me that released a duck into Trinity road Baptist church during Sunday service 1970

    There are more but I feel much better for confessing to these :thumbsup:
     

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