Brexit

Stop worrying we will be fine , Mrs May is sorting things out

 

Thanks Bazza, that's certainly put my concerns to rest

 

She’s a strong fine woman, she’ll win in the end

 

Those French Sacre blue
I decided to stop buying their letters
But I eat British cheeses
But must stock up on some German biers they do a great blonde name Angela and white asparagus
Don't buy much Italian stuff just a bit of pasta
Spanish the odd Rioja
Greece you may as well buy German
Romania what do they have to sell
Belgium Who?
Holland I've hung my Clogs up
Luxembourg can't afford anything from there
Portugal I have a nice bottle of Maderia
Poland the odd tusk
Hungary nope just eaten thanks
As for the Baltic been grabbed there a few times
If I've forgotten to stock up from those not mentioned it's because they have either nothing to sell or they just take
If there is anyone I have not insulted drop me a line I will probably ignore it

 

I will have best of both worlds with my Irish passport, full European membership whilst enjoying living in England, how comes we are classed as a special arrangement, would have thought the rest of Europe would have made a bit of a fuss over this, my Polish carpenter thinks it is wrong and is a form of discrimination !!!!

 

My German friend asked are you going back your feet and stones ?
I said I think some would want to

 

We are a source of much amusement to the rest of Europe .They haven't had so much entertainment in ages

 

Yes, apparently there's a shortage of popcorn in Strasbourg and Brussels.

 

Notice that the two snakes (Boris and Gove) are conspicuous by their absence at the moment. Staying silent in preparation for another run at being PM when the inevitable happens.........

 

I. Loathe. Boris. Johnson.

 

I loathe Gove - Chucky in our house.

 

Who's feet are we stoning

 

I think for some people, that's typical of the sentimentality that drove their votes.

Britain became Great by measuring things against the size of our feet and deciding their weight with stones we found on the floor.

 

Here’s a tough one. Gove. Johnson. Farage. List in order of awfulness.

 

That list, but in reverse order.

 

Farage, Johnson, gove.

 

And I’ll add Corbyn and Abbot, for me it’s Farage, Corbyn, Gove, Abbot,Johnson

 

Reckon so. Gove’s actually pulling his finger out at DEFRA and has just hired Tony Juniper who’s a proper environmentalist.
Still a way to go to redemption though.