Birmingham call centre. Turning the tables.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    What if Tata set up their call centre in Brum. That would confuse them wouldn't it?

    Yo alright mate, wotsup wi yer today then hay?

    Ode up, oil ask me mate that un, back in. a tick!
     
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  2. We've have just lost our complete service desk to TATA, lost a load of good mates plus they're crawling all over the place in our head office taking all the I,T roles when people leave, not long for most of us here :(
     
  3. Poptop2

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    That's a bummer mate :(
     
  4. Are you confusing the Brummie accent with Black Country. And before anyone says it, no, they are not the same.
     
  5. Ain’t they the same ?
     
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  6. Poptop2

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    No. My Dad’s Black Country. He’d kill me!
     
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Bit like calling a person from Croydon a cockney
     
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  8. Yow cor say that, ar kid.
     
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  9. Anyone south of norfamptons cockney :thumbsup:
     
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  10. Half of Northampton is cockney, they invaded us in the 60s and 70s!
     
  11. Nar, then.
     
  12. Oi, only people from south London are true cockney, and don’t come back with all that bow bell cobblers :thumbsup:
     
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  13. Yes. Perhaps this should be a call centre in Dudley? Happy to help/be a pedant*

    (*delete as appropriate)
     
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  14. Poptop2

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    Surely you mean ‘ pendant’
     
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  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    E bay edurkated mucka!
     
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  16. Would be sweet revenge if Indian banking customers had a Brummie answer the phone. Better still, a Geordie :thumbsup:
     
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  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Can’t imagine them understanding cockernees either, neither can I imagine cockrrnees asking how you are and how they can be of help today!
     
  18. All staff would be trained to answer the phone with "Gercha, cowson!"
     
  19. No you have got that very wrong.
    Anyone south of Cambridge is cockney.
     
  20. Orroit mayte? Moi nime's Mahindra innit!
     
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