biggest surprise

What's your biggest surprise of modern times?
Mine is that telescopic shower curtain poles are NOT baloney.

 

When Ms.T told me she was pregnant 21 years ago

 

Bloody milkmen! Same the world over. !

 

Awwww.

 

@Mrs Top Banana Racing fluffing her line when we got married.

 

I'm not a milkman

 

Trouble is @Terrordales had a vasectomy 22 Years ago

 

As long as she didn't have to fluff you..!!

 

Actually it was Ms.T's father who offered something similar to me when we told him

 

This monster. You can't see the scale on this pic but I put a pint mug over it to catch it. And the spread of its feet were wider than the circumference of the rim.

I don't mind spiders particularly but this one .... Bleurgh.

 

Is that on your leg?

 

YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs away & hides

 

A door frame. It's my left leg that's the wooden one..

 

I only ask as while waiting at the school gate the other day ( I'm a parent not a paedo) one of the mums had a giant yellow spider (really nasty looking piece of work (( spider not mum)). ) crawling up back of her leg. I don't know her so was unsure whether to bruMarmite off and inadvertantly touch her lovingly, warn her verbally, or just wattch aghast. I chose to watch aghast. Did I do right?

 

I was pleasantly surprised at my first ever attempt at drilling out rusty screws today. I'm feeling rather pleased with myself.

 

No way!!!!

 

Theres a joke about fluffers there but Im not going to that place!

 

You just couldnt help yourself!

 

I know a man with a wooden leg called Smith.......