The government today announced that its changing the flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects there political stance. A condom allows inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation protects a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Jack and Jill were just married....... Jack said to Jill "Try on my trousers." Jill said, "I can't do that, they are too big." Jack said, "Exactly, always remember I wear the trousers in this house and always will." Jill said, "You try on my knickers." Jack said, "I'll never get in them." Jill said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your f***ing attitude you never will !!!!
