Anyone do funerals in their Bay?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Nov 8, 2019.

  1. Spray it black, bed flat, plenty of room for a coffin. If the van breaks down, not as if the occupant is going to complain. And you get to wear a top hat.

    Winner :thumbsup:
     
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  2. I'd do it just to wear a topper at work
    As a bonus I have a superbly mournful expression....

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  3. You need a Westfalia funeral trailer for that, just the job!
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  4. :thumbsup:
     
  5. I tow a pizza oven. Maybe we should do cremations.
     
  6. Funerals shmunerals! Am thinking of doing Bar Mitzvahs in my bus.....



    only catch is I’m not Jewish, and I no longer have a bus, but surely these are minor details already!
     
  7. Firstly ..top hat could only be worn when out the van . Upside ...body won't STINK as it's stone dead cold in a bus .
    After sale could be slow with the fact that punters will assume countless dead body's slump't in the back .

    Upside you could blame the leaks on the floor being the engine and not body fluid .
    Also you could say it's never been thrashed and only done a 10 mile A to B run ...But i do like a black painted bus with silver wheels ...nearly bought one .
     
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  8. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Moderator

    I’d even buy a Splitty if the hat comes with it.

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  9. Is the bike used as back up transport if the bus breaks down?
     
  10. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Moderator

    It is kind of odd isn’t it? Maybe it’s not been well either.
     
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  11. for which person ?
     
  12. The brown bread one
     
  13. I couldn't see any rope on the roof to tie him or her to it .
     
  14. Probably have to balance the casket on the crossbar and ride verrrrrrry slowly
     
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  15. You could diversify into embalming. Thing is...what oil would you use?
     
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  16. Would be better if was a tandem , and a trifle wobbly to the crem .
     
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  17. Neats foot oil for the win .
     
  18. Think I’ve been doing this, as carried a dead engine in the back for last 12 months
     
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  19. Cheap hat :D
     
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  20. Spat mi beer out !!
    (almost)

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