Any doctors or biologists here?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Moons, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. Moons

    Moons Moderator

    I believe I have sorted the mystery of the Adam's apple and why only blokes have them.

    It's s spare bollock.


    I made this discovery when contemplating why modern cars have no spare wheel well. It's against nature I tell you.
     
  2. I thought it was a simple guage to the correct position of a where to wear your cravat or tie. Women don't wear them,so no need for one.


    I think Darwin wrote that in one of his journals.










    Or something like that...
     
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  3. My Daughter is a Biologist
    Clever as she is she drove my BMW for about 6 miles once and cooked the brakes without realising
    Until she got home...I think I drove home with the handbrake on!!
    This is why BMWs have run flat tyres and no spare :D
     
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  4. I studied biology at uni, you are correct it’s a spare one, if you drop a bollock it replaces it, :p
     
  5. Are you allowed to say bollock? Won’t the moderators get upset?:p
     
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  6. Never mind the bollock s
    Bollock was passed by a high court judge not to be a swear word, in the late 70’s, because of the Sex Pistols album.
     
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  7. :eek:
     
  8. There’s always lots of Bollock s on here :D
     
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  9. Though I like the dropped family jewels theory I think it's more about dropped voice, as in vocal cords sitting behind it ...
    Roughly speaking (no pun intended) larger protective cartilage for larger vocal cords producing deeper voice .... which is linked to all that bollock5 stuff :)
     
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  10. I spose it’s next to your mouth which can be used as a spare bumole when eating dodgy pizzas after a night of too much drink.:thumbsup:
     
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  11. Excellent album too, still got it, nothing to play it on but still got it!
     
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  12. Not a doctor then..:D
     
  13. I prefer nurse o_O
     
  14. Great album. I have it and play it on this... image.jpeg
     
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  15. Lost something when it was released. Spunk, the bootleg of plums is much meatier,got my copy for about 3 quid from some dodgy hippy in portobello a bit before the Virgin release.
     

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