Ant or Dec?

Corrie, I think. In the wheatfield scene.

 

Ant went blind in Byker Grove -is that why he crashed his car - maybe he should stop driving - and give up being a TV presenter - Let's get ready to rumble also Marmite

 

Dec is the very small man.

 

They are funny on I'm a celebrity, which is quality entertainment I think you will all agree...

Dec got his name from the fact that he is closer to the deck than Ant.

Probably.

 

Newcastle's finest great lad's

 

Surely Gazza must be Newcastle’s finest.

 

Finest what?

 

Finest person wearing a set of plastic breasts.

 

He will also supply a bucket of fried chicken, wearing a paisley kimono, if you go off on one!