Another shameful request...

Anyone got a video of @Barry Haynes pole-dancing at the Pink Flamingo Club from a while back? Asking for a friend. Thx.

 

Just to clarify, it was the time he threw his G-string into the audience. Just before the police arrived.

 

@crossy2112 has a copy you might want to give it a wipe before you handle it

 

Was him who tucked a tenner into your thong?

 

...then asked for change...

 

(Tapping side of nose...) I've er, not told you this Snots, right, but the word in the hood is that @Terrordales is selling the negatives on the be1ge web ( bit lighter than the dark web, but still caters for the discerning older man's exotic tastes......I read somewhere.....)

 

My mind feels poisoned...

 

I prefer the taupe web. Or teal.

 

Last time I went on that I kept getting messages saying Broad Minded Septuagenarians In My Area, into Bingo and Downton Abbey Are Dying to Meet Me

 

Was that the video of him pole dancing on the scaffold pole and done with a super wide angle to get the "whole" of him in shot?

 

Nope he swiped his credit card between his but cheeks.

 

No mind bleach known to man is strong enough to remove that image

 

It was the one where he did the splits, and we had to call the fire brigade to get him up again

 

And then started flirting with the "men in uniform"!!

 

Just be greatful you weren't on the checkout at Tesco's the following day

 

Thankfully, Baz has gone contactless now...

 

Green Shield Stamps is what I heard....

 

Available from www.terrordalesafterdark.com
Only 99p plus postage and handling.

 

No, but don’t forget to tell him your CoOp number. Don’t want to miss out on your divvy.