I bet he hasn't even named all his spanners yet, has he? "This one's Jeremy, this one's Steve........."
Fireman - lol! if my workshop looked like that when they came to do an inspection they would have something to say.
Surely he only has to shout 'Im Free' in an effeminate way for his leatherman to come running...? Or dress as a fireman.
I'll bet he knows where every single nut and bolt that he owns is...My garage seems 'messy' on first impressions,but i know where to find everything...cos its MY garage...