£26.00 no thanks

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jivedubbin, Aug 1, 2019.

  1. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    I was in M and S the other day and I noticed a yoof spraying himself with something that looked like aftershave.
    So I waited till the yoof had departed and went to see what it was
    For £26.00 you to can smell like Dermot O'Leary.

    no thanks I'd rather not
     
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  2. Does it come with his bank balance?
     
  3. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    No but it puts some more money in his
     
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  4. At kendal calling last weekend showers were £15 a go:eek:
    and that's just to smell like yourself but less muddy!
     
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  5. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    Never heard of him and no desire to smell like him.
     
  6. Golly that’s alot was it in the back of a big truck ting ? Last time I used one it wasn’t anything like that price at vdub island iow :eek: Just think for another eleven quid you could have smelt like dermot :D
     
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  7. They sell an aftershave in East Grinstead called essence of breath lady guaranteed to keep the ladies away, come to think about it, it keeps everything away:eek:
     
  8. I think Barry uses Brut.
     
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  9. Oh god I loved Brut. One whiff now and I’m transported back to every disco I went to between about 1975 and 1980, when it became naff for some reason.
    If a boy wore it, It was L.O.V.E. No matter how spotty or oikish.
    My shallows know no depth.
     
  10. haha! YSL Jazz is the one that does that for me. No idea what it smells like but when i whiff it, i know! :D
     
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  11. We had you down as more of a Hai Karate woman...
     
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  12. A friend gave me a bottle of Brut for my 21st. Lovely stuff! Sadly, mrs P threw it out a few years back. Means I've got no chance with Katy now!!
     
  13. *pops off to Debenhams
     
  14. I need to know what that smells like. Next time I’m in Boots....
     
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  15. Yipppeeeeee!
     
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  16. Can you get some kitchen rolls while you’re down there?
     
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  17. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Ooh, I love the smell of Brut too, and of Poison, both of them transport me back to my younger, more hormonal days :)
     
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  18. Of my first boyfriend, that’s what it smells like. Though I suspect he now has a feint whiff of arrogance, self indulgence and pompous ass mixed in too :D
     
  19. Poison could kill a herd at twenty feet!
     
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  20. Yardley Gold.
     

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