Just had a £20 tip off a farmer. What should I do with it?

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I have been to over 1000 different farms over the years and this is my first monetary tip ever. My god man I may be fickle and easily won over, but this a momentous occasion. :eek:
     
    Poptop2, Oct 15, 2019
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  2. F_Pantos

    F_Pantos

    Definitely frame it then :thumbsup:
     
    F_Pantos, Oct 15, 2019
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  3. paradox

    paradox

     
    paradox, Oct 15, 2019
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  4. bluerustybucket

    bluerustybucket Supporter

    I've worked in agriculture all my life. And I believe Malc fell asleep during a taco break and dreamed the whole thing.....

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    bluerustybucket, Oct 15, 2019
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  5. snotty

    snotty

    It does sound most unlikely.
     
    snotty, Oct 15, 2019
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I believe you have the answer. Hopefully tomorrow morning I will wake up and find the £20 is no longer in my possession and I can go back to the real world where farmers are tighter than a drum! :thumbsup:

    Phew TGFT. :hattip:
     
    Poptop2, Oct 15, 2019
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  7. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Probably one of these

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    Terrordales, Oct 15, 2019
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  8. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Are you sure he hasn't siphoned the diesel out of your tank?
     
    Pudelwagen, Oct 15, 2019
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  9. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Kempton? No, it’s a real place
     
    Jack Tatty, Oct 15, 2019
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  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    It’s gone to good use.
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    Poptop2, Oct 16, 2019
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  11. bluerustybucket

    bluerustybucket Supporter

    More likely these [​IMG]

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    bluerustybucket, Oct 16, 2019
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  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Just to put it in perspective.

    I loaded at a local farm yesterday morning and because his loader was broken my boss went round and loaded it with his own tele handler free of charge. Halfway through loading my boss spilled a bit of grain from the bucket. The farmer pipes up ‘ eh watch the spillages it can be the difference between loss and profit!” Boss to me through gritted teeth “ FFS?”
     
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    Poptop2, Oct 16, 2019
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  13. snotty

    snotty

    ^this. While he's distracting you with a twenty, one of the farmhands is siphoning all the fuel out of your truck...
     
    snotty, Oct 16, 2019
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  14. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Ahem

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    Moons, Oct 16, 2019
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  15. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Pudelwagen, Oct 16, 2019
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :lol:

    No £5. I can eat all week this week :thumbsup:​
     
    Poptop2, Oct 16, 2019
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  17. snotty

    snotty

    Looks yummy.
     
    snotty, Oct 16, 2019
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  18. bluerustybucket

    bluerustybucket Supporter

    That reminds me...
    A Scotsman sat in a bar...
    Normally there would be an Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman but they are still in Japan....ha ha

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    bluerustybucket, Oct 16, 2019
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