Drove to Cologne on sunday to see some chums. I asked him if he wanted anything bought over. He jokingly said "some healthy crisps" I jokingly got him two multipacks of walkers. Anyway, got pulled by the polizei on the german border "papers please" I produce insurance docs, passport,breakdown cover "where is your registration document" at home "this is not good , you should have it with you" well it,s at home "let me see in the back " ok "what are they" Chips I think you call them "They are not healthy" I know , thats why I have them , for a joke for my friend in Cologne. We ended up shaking hands and laughing, " i want to come to england next year" I said , good luck with that mate. He got my reg docs up on the phone from DVLA