A thread to cheer baygeekster up.

Bad luck on all counts but at least you know that you're be cared for..
not surprised though thirteen pieces is a big mend.
Hope the snorer has been discharged by now.
See if you can wangle a bit of Oramorph...

 

Oops -sorry - forgot it was cheer up thread

 

Bugger..
At least your not a Chelsea fan..

 

X-ray will do I suppose.
But next time can you snap yourself before they scrape you off the floor?

Where are you in hospital? If Kent, wd you like a visit with some not-hospital food and a sneaky beer or two smuggled in under the flowers?
And a baseball bat for your ward-mate?

 

Heal well bud.

 

I'm in Warwickshire, I'm afraid. Things are ok as I have earplugs to get me through the night, but our attempts at getting beer in have been in vain.

 

Aw shucks. Hope the beer-holding hand isn't the damaged one...?

 

We audi drivers get such a bad press, i think its a bmw driver conspiracy

 

On the bright side at least you didn't have Dr. Nick Riviera as your surgeon.

 

BMW drivers are lovely and wonderful and we always indicate. I've never been run over by a BMW.

 

It's OK, I'm ambeerdextrous.

 

Oy

 

It's okay though, he getting treatment since he's been placed in a secure ward.

 

Funny you should mention that, as I have recommended them to Mel in the bed next to me as he appreciates a good cider. I went and found the website for him.