Have a chuckle at the random photo thread

You'll note what kind of laptop Our Lord is using there ...

 

Is it in yet ???

 

For sale
Ex-army camouflage trousers and jacket, vgc and not ur usual cheap crap!

 

Not sure if this'll make it past the mods, made me chuckle though.

 

Did you write that as well? Was it the prequel?

 

funny stig ie eddie found that lady bird book the other day

 

2 ole boys paddy and murphy , liven at the top of a hill . wan ole biddy liven across the field from them , liven so high of the beaten track they had no visitors except the post man and parcel force man delivering to them , they tryed to be there when they came so they would have some one to talk a too.

one day they missed both , ah be jesus we ve no one to talk to this week ,


oh sweet jesus wee got 5 letters and a parcel for parcel force .

whats the letters says murphy ,
just bills says paddy .

whats in the parcel ssays murphy

be jesus its a catoulouge
and THERE SELLING wemen

holy feck says murphy , there selling wemen in the book ORDER 3


naw says paddy we l order wan if shes any oud well order tree more




good on ye ah that l do we l she if shes any gud




2 weeks pass


there down the field picking PURDIES

wee women shouts over


well boys did yer women come





NAW SAYS PADDY













she ll be here in a couple of days


but they sent on her clothes

 

I'm surprised Haynes didn't object to the title...

 

I was told almost exactly that by a recovery driver one time. Wasn't impressed !

 

My Brother told a customer that after an MOT, Second only to "well the badge is ok, pitted but usable". He's doing a Renault Master Tech "customer handling course" this week, I'd love to see the trainers face.

 

The Maple, Butter, and Bacon cream doughnut [America!].
Shall I bring some back when I'm next over there?

 

Donald Trump...as voiced by @Barry Haynes . Awright?

 

That's not proper lundon, that's norf lundon,proper lundon is sarf lundon, we have proper beer, proper pie and mash and luvely tarts

 

Oi...outside...

 

I just showed that to my Mrs, she recons you are spot on, it does sound like me, cheeky mare

 

Yet you look so posh in your picture...

 

Nah, its rainin init

 

Yes and it was the devil/ that persuaded him to take it even though his father said no, Steve nobs is the devil.