@volkswombat is a purveyer of sausages. His best selling line is a secret recipe, but I can tell you his supplier is Sweeney Todd. the meat is like chicken and they go down well with the MOD clients he dumps them on. The prison service has never tasted sausages like it, said a spokesman for the prison service.
Poptop was Henry VIII's Chief bottom wiper's bottom wiper's bottom wiper. His method was brought into question in a tribunal where it was demonstrated that he always had both his hands on the Chief bottom wiper's bottom wiper's bottom wiper's shoulders.
Barneyrubble can only blow his nose during daylight hours due to the fact that the noise emitted causes seagulls to panic in the dark,this panic is known as gulldarkMarmiteefrightus
@poptop2 is actually the fifth Beatle. Cunningly, he changed his name from moptop to avoid discovery.
Barney wrote the lyrics to 'Lets go fly a kite' and was actually inside Mary Poppins umbrella during filming.
Barneyrubble translated into Greek is my brother likes your bottom ,so be careful who you say this to,once Greece leaves Europe your on your own
majorhangover eats bite sized cheese burgers whilst trying to appear smaller doing the okay kokay round the camp fire
majorhangover once knew all the words to the Belgium national anthem but could only sing it after 8 pints of Guinness