Sposed to be lie. @womball is at this very moment making cottonwool snowballs and throwing them at a picture of James Blunt. He would normally be throwing them at a picture of Margaret Thatcher, but has changed his political and sexual preferences and now sleeps with it on his pillow.
@rickyrooo1 patented the square wheel. He guessed it wouldn't work, yet persevered as the chap at the' patent office told him it was a good idea, but could do with rounding off a little. His revised octagonal wheel was a flop.
@poptop2 keeps a bin bag in his cab, to store any crows that he hits on the A1. They make a warming and nourishing stew for the family.
@snotty when asked at school the question "what came 1st the chicken or the egg?" replied me miss, sorry do you have a tissue?
@rickyrooo1 built Hadrians wall on his own during his lunch breaks. Not only did he build it, he manned it, and repulsed the Picts single handed.He also did all the maintenance on it for the last 1900 years. I think I may have misspelled a word in there somewhere! Maybe not?
Barneyrubble has designed a machine to shrink himself to molecular proportions with a view to being injected into Brian Blessed.
@snotty was Ozzie Osbourne's swearing coach on The Osbournes. Up til then the strongest expletive you got out of Ozzie was "blinking flip Sharon!"
Snotty dreamed of having ink at school as chiseling stone tablets was a right pain when teacher MR @rickyrooo1 pointed out the spelling mistakes.
@volkswombat replies to all correspondence from the Inland Revenue by drawing a cartoon penis on the envelope and returning it, unopened.