₮i₮s, ₮oilet Seats and Equal Rights

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BayWatcher, Feb 4, 2014.

  1. Yes not pleasant, that was a black bag job that morning! They have assured us all there will be LOTS more facilities this time so no repeat!
     
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  2. Common courtesy, I think she is correct to do so!
     
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  3. He ???
     
  4. tis the same most shows , at least they did have some proper flushing ones , if you could manage to make the walk to the centre green :D
     
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  5. Apologies just mis typed :oops:
     
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  6. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    I am a firm believer in the sit down wee.
    If I don't make a mess, I don't need to clean it up!!! :thumbsup:

    By the way, get soft close seats and just give it a tip and it does the rest :)
     
  7. I could be married 'til the second coming of Christ, nobody sees me drop a deuce.
     
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  8. Apparently it's all to do with Fen Shui, you need to have seat down and door shut.
     
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  9. Im all for equal rights, so i leave it up :D living with my 2 step sons means my Mrs is proper outnumbered
     
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  10. I'm just a damn good aim that I don't need I raise the seat. It also helps that I can get my apparatus close to the loo without having to bend my knees... ;)

    Agreed, but you're forgetting bay watcher is from the USA... ;)

    She leaves the cupboard doors open and I have a number of scars on my forehead from walking into them.

    :)

    Tell them about the time you had to get your elderly female neighbour round to wipe your arse Malc, I laughed my ***** off for months after reading that

    :lol:
    We have the soft closing bog seats which I think are a technological marvel and I can't help but stare at them in wonder every time I use it. Good call on the germs bit. If you flush the bog with the lid up you can end up with aerosol poo particles!
    :)
    Check out ratemypoo.com

    :)
     
  11. my god, I thought I was the only down trodden man who had been 'trained' into putting the toilet seat down!!

    and now I find there is a world of men just like me :D ...sounds like the start of another TLB spin off group :D

    ....I cant remember how it all started :thinking: ....perhapse it was subtle persuasion, subliminal messages ....or out right nagging, either way, its been going on for so long I'm really in the dog house if I leave the seat up

    my wife also takes a night time visit to the bathroom, she never puts the lights on as it could wake up the rest of the house, and wake her up too much to get back to sleep, so she aires her concerns about falling in if I leave the seat up!!

    I'm well trained, I go to bed after her and always put the seat down



    ....unless she gives me the silent treatment after a row ....I can sleep sound those nights, safe in the knowledge that I will get the last 'word' at about 02:30 in the morning when she feels the touch of cold porcelain :D ....yes I'll pay for it in the long run :(

    @bernjb56 how about we have a toilet seat up day in rebellion :lol:
     
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  12. ....and what is it with 'the silent treatment' after an arguement?

    ......like it is supposed to be a punishment :lol: ....I'll take silent over nagging any day !! :D (but I'll let her think the silent treatment has got to me and is working ;))
     
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  13. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    Duly added to my list :)
     
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  14. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    I'm to lazy to lift/stand so more often then not sit.
     
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  15. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Oh come on guys!
    I nag my wife because she keeps leaving the seat down, and I insist that the toothpaste tube lid is left off to save me time in the morning. We did have a few set to's about kitchen cupboard doors so I took them all off. :)
     
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  16. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Simple, just have 2 toilets.

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  17. Brilliant.
    Separate kitchens might save a marriage or two while we're at it.
     
  18. Extend that concept to two seperate houses, and you're on to a winner :thumbsup:
     
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  19. We've considered a duplex, actually.
     
  20. Eugh, toilet seat and lid both down. Those poop particles can be airborn and that upsets me :(
     

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