wzard said: ↑ "sorry, I only speak welsh, French, german and English, i'll try google translator for this one ", maybe that is now your new job on the tlb, our very own translator when !!!!! of course we need one!!!!!. in the mean time can you speek za queeenz engalish whiltz postingz on zeez thredz danka shine.
Speaking of insulting our portly bretheren...I love the Jimmy Carr gag: "Weight Watchers....for the first few weeks your just finding your feet..."
and in the interest of balance, for the unduly skinny amongst us... Two tapeworms: One says to the other: "Do I look big in this bum?"
2 fat girls sitting in a bar in Cardiff, guy walks up and says "what part of Scotland are you 2 girls from?" girl turns and shouts "its Wales you dickhead" the guy says " oh sorry!, what part of Scotland are you 2 whales from !"
Must be right then. And why does wizard keep his profile on limited viewing ? Is wizard someone else? Has wizard got a little wand?