Relisted due to time waster. First to see will buy. No tyre kickers or dreamers. Rust free. Genuine reason for sale. £10,000 o.n.o Located in Yorkshire.
... But I genuinely think that's going to be less absorbent than the 1970's Devon interior I had to rip out of my bus...
I have people who service my behind, I assume they use Phoenix feathers as my pretty behind is to perfect for anything less
Sorry to burst your bubble but it’s not that rare, I saw my neighbour with around 100 of them in his boot!!
Worth a fortune that is. Sell it as a breast enlargement roll. £3000 for two sheets If somebody asks how do you know it works just reply. “Well it worked on your bum”
Just done big shop and there was not one toilet roll or any dried pasta in the whole supermarket!!! WTF it’s not the apocalypse!! I’ll have to wipe my arse on a copy of the Sun!
My mate sent me a couple of photos earlier of the empty loo roll and pasta shelves in Salisbury Tesco..... it's madness! The annoying thing is that I actually need to buy some bog roll.... but I spotted a big delivery lorry reversed up to our co-op when I was coming home tonight, so I'll be down there at 10am tomorrow with all the other panic buyers! World's gone mad, I tell you!
We have 2 teenage boys who can crap for England... I’ve had to buy 28 packs of baby wipes & a lorry load of kitchen roll just in case! It’s utter madness!
The well done version is not so rare but heaps better and Rex used to use it . I’ve got one up a woollen dolls skirt in our toilet for emergency’s so I’ll pass on yours thanks