To the home of football to watch us play the best team in Manchester who have just beaten my mediocre team again
Bloody landslide just outside East Grinstead had to hop on a replacement bus to 3 bridges then train to East Croydon where guess what a tree across the line finally got on a London bridge train, this is taking up valuable beer time
Chelsea harbour, that's the old Chelsea power station on the left I used to fish here when I was a kid, a bit different now
The next train from platform 13 is to East Grinstead, hang on its gone to VAR suprise, suprise it's cancelled