...like ringing Dianne Abbott up and saying "Well, Dianne, the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it!"
I’m finding it hard to resist responding to your comments @snotty! However, as I want to try and preserve a ladylike demeanour I’m keeping my thoughts to myself.
Sticking a cucumber through the vicar's letter box and shouting "The martians have landed!" (c) Ken Dodd
What’s a Kentish Gypsy Tart exactly Barnes? And seeing as I've remembered, what's the difference between a Kentish Man and a man of Kent? Been meaning to ask that for yonks, ta.