Warning I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place in East Grinstead last night (I won't name them) I picked it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what the ***** is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was ... ... A Peeking Duck!!!
No her latest favourite joke is What do you call a bear with no teeth A gummy bear Holly get your coat
She'll like this one then ... What did Santa say to Mrs Santa when it started to chuck it down? "Looks like reindeer"
There's loads of books getting signed after talks here at the Gloucester History Festival (I'm being a gofer) .... Alice Roberts Max Hastings Lucy Worsley Simon Winchester Paul McGann David Olugosa Natalie Haynes Tracy Norman Dominic Dandbrook Susie Dent Something for everyone!
She does a "stand up" around the subjects in her novels ... Maybe you should get your daughters to swap names
She did a superb series on R4, “Nathalie Haynes Stands Up For The Classics”, educational, but funny too. Some of them might still be available on BBC Sounds