Jive is part Tuareg. He's often seen around Chester on his "ship of the desert", installing boilers. Its surprising how many combis you can get on the back of a dromedary.
Very true ,you are a wise man you have so much wisdom even the great Ahmed the third seems like a shrew of the desert compared to you
Just do what plumbers normally do.... Tell her you will be there 8.30 sharp a week on Tuesday then don't turn up!
Good job it wasn't the crown prince that gave the order. At least the plumber survived to tell the tale