I am good at putting my foot in it !

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  1. 3901mick

    3901mick

    Today we took the brats to Blackgang Chine ! We were in the hall of mirrors, the Mrs said "look how fat I look ha ha".

    All I said was "thats a normal mirror"

    OOOOppps
     
    3901mick, Sep 8, 2019
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  2. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    I bet the silence on the drive home was palpable!
     
    SweeneyTodd, Sep 8, 2019
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Once at a car boot sale I asked an ex driver of mine what happened to the fat ugly girl he dated when he worked for me.

    She, appeared as if by magic at his side and he said ‘ we got married’ if ever I could have disappeared up my own bottom, that moment was it.
     
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    Poptop2, Sep 8, 2019
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  4. Pedro del monkeybike

    Pedro del monkeybike

    And you had to pay to get in as well How much may I ask?:)
     
    Pedro del monkeybike, Sep 8, 2019
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  5. 3901mick

    3901mick

    No, we get joint passes free :) I think its £74 each for a joint park pass though :eek:
     
    3901mick, Sep 8, 2019
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  6. paneuropaul

    paneuropaul

    2nd only to "does this skirt make my bum look big"?

    Nope, all the cake eat you does that.
     
    paneuropaul, Sep 8, 2019
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  7. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I was with @Suss at volksworld and he said they had those mirrors from the fairground that make you look fat in the toilets, I didn't have the heart to tell him:p
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 8, 2019
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  8. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    Show us your lip :D bet that’s fat !
     
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    Barneyrubble, Sep 8, 2019
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  9. Pony

    Pony

    Correct reply is "Not at all darling! Would you like some more chocolate. '
    Racks up brownie points that.
     
    Pony, Sep 8, 2019
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  10. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Was that a reply to my post about @Suss?
     
    Barry Haynes, Sep 8, 2019
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  11. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    I remember going there, before it fell into the sea.
     
    Soggz, Sep 8, 2019
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  12. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Was she still fat ?
     
    Faust, Sep 8, 2019
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  13. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

     
    Dub and Dubber, Sep 8, 2019
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  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oh yes!
     
    Poptop2, Sep 8, 2019
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  15. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Oh Deary me :(
     
    Faust, Sep 8, 2019
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