Strange phenomenon

Every time you pick a broom up outside, the wind starts blowing a hoolie

 

No, the wind hasnt stopped blowing for the last month ....

 

Remember take off into the wind

 

The same thing happens just after you’ve eaten a chilli kebab. Weird.

 

Artists impression of the2ems with broom

 

I wouldn't touch your partner's broom. Who knows what spells might be released!

 

How rude, I don’t wear black!

 

Did it ruin quidditch again?

 

Did anyone else think that, as made up magical sports go, Quidditch was a bit rubbish as a concept? Loved the books but thought that was a weakness...

 

Do they sell quidditch in Waitrose? Between quiche and quinoa?

 

Apparently in Texas they take it very seriously.....@baysearcher is scared by the music and monster hits....

 

Then there’s the camp fire/garden fire, when wherever you stand/sit, the smoke always comes towards you. There is an actual scientific reason for that

 

You should, it's very flattering to the figure.

 

Bloody idiots.

 

It gets them out of their bedroom where most are exhausted from masturbation...

 

In the town my Nan lives in Holland they have this sports pitch we have always called it the quidditch pitch

 

Our sports master said the same thing.

 

What craziness are they doing there?

 

If I fly anywhere in the world there will be a special needs teenager sat behind me, kicking my seat.

Parents oblivious, or equally special.........

 

I found a quid in a ditch once.