Did you know...

Do you know what the middle bit of Maltesers is?

 

Pumice stone? You can use it to get rough skin of your feet.

 

Horlicks

 

Saw that on Qi ..... or was it Who wants to be a Millionaire...better than a university education these programmes.

 

I guessed

 

We were told when we went round the Mars factory in Slough. Oddly, they didn’t have one picture of Marianne Faithful in reception.

 

You do know that thing with Marianne and the Mars Bar is an urban myth don’t you? Completely made up.





It was a Curly Wurly

 

Mick was very partial to a sherbert dab, I heard...

 

What that Wombat poo is cuboid.... funny thing to say !!

 

Camel urine is like treacle. Not many people know that.

 

Yeah of course.............it's space dust

 

Yuk

 

Those are the poos from square wombats . Hip wombats do torpedoes don’t yay know

 

Never eat a treacle pud made in an Arab country

Camels do have lovely eyelashes, tho’

 

I'm ashamed to say no

 

Ouch, what would Terry Scott say?

 

Not a very interesting place is it.