Birmingham call centre. Turning the tables.

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    What if Tata set up their call centre in Brum. That would confuse them wouldn't it?

    Yo alright mate, wotsup wi yer today then hay?

    Ode up, oil ask me mate that un, back in. a tick!
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  2. Lord Congi

    Lord Congi


    We've have just lost our complete service desk to TATA, lost a load of good mates plus they're crawling all over the place in our head office taking all the I,T roles when people leave, not long for most of us here :(
     
    Lord Congi, Oct 12, 2018
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    That's a bummer mate :(
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  4. the2ems

    the2ems

    Are you confusing the Brummie accent with Black Country. And before anyone says it, no, they are not the same.
     
    the2ems, Oct 12, 2018
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  5. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Ain’t they the same ?
     
    Barry Haynes, Oct 12, 2018
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    No. My Dad’s Black Country. He’d kill me!
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Bit like calling a person from Croydon a cockney
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  8. The Drama Man

    The Drama Man

    Yow cor say that, ar kid.
     
    The Drama Man, Oct 12, 2018
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  9. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Anyone south of norfamptons cockney :thumbsup:
     
    crossy2112, Oct 12, 2018
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  10. philntfc

    philntfc

    Half of Northampton is cockney, they invaded us in the 60s and 70s!
     
    philntfc, Oct 12, 2018
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  11. snotty

    snotty

    Nar, then.
     
    snotty, Oct 12, 2018
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  12. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Oi, only people from south London are true cockney, and don’t come back with all that bow bell cobblers :thumbsup:
     
    Barry Haynes, Oct 12, 2018
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  13. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Yes. Perhaps this should be a call centre in Dudley? Happy to help/be a pedant*

    (*delete as appropriate)
     
    Jack Tatty, Oct 12, 2018
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  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Surely you mean ‘ pendant’
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    E bay edurkated mucka!
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  16. snotty

    snotty

    Would be sweet revenge if Indian banking customers had a Brummie answer the phone. Better still, a Geordie :thumbsup:
     
    snotty, Oct 12, 2018
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  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Can’t imagine them understanding cockernees either, neither can I imagine cockrrnees asking how you are and how they can be of help today!
     
    Poptop2, Oct 12, 2018
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  18. snotty

    snotty

    All staff would be trained to answer the phone with "Gercha, cowson!"
     
    snotty, Oct 12, 2018
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  19. Kevinthedog

    Kevinthedog

    No you have got that very wrong.
    Anyone south of Cambridge is cockney.
     
    Kevinthedog, Oct 12, 2018
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  20. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Orroit mayte? Moi nime's Mahindra innit!
     
    Dub and Dubber, Oct 12, 2018
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