Engine has to go

Apparently the engine I was planning on keeping as a spare is in the way and I’ve got to sell it so I’ve written a couple of adverts which one should I use
1 Engine for sale £850 or £920 delivered
Or
2 1600 T1 engine for sale, oily as f, loads of end float, heat exchangers shot, exhaust crap, there are better ones available if you look about, I work long hours so you can’t come to see it, I’m not answering any questions and I’m certainly not wrapping it or helping the courier YOU have organised, £850 or £900 if you try to haggle

I hope it sells

 

GLWTS
@davidoft will buy it.

 

What an honest advert , should sell straight away .

 

Don’t say that, shall I say it’s seized

 

I’ll give £50 if you hand deliver it and fit it for a 3 month trial in my van

 

First offer is always the best , glws

 

You missed out.

So seized it will need the power of the arc of the covenant to crank it over.

 

It wont last 3 months @davidoft

 

minutes ?

 

I actually don’t think it’s in the way, ok maybe putting it in our bedroom on my wife’s side was a bit silly

 

How long does a spare need to last .

 

Where’s @Lord Congi and @Geordie when you need them, they know a good advert when they see one

 

What do you want @Barry Haynes

 

You got three options wanna hear them
@Barry Haynes

 

Yes

 

@Barry Haynes
Option 1.
Tell em it was owned my some famous dude but cover your tracks

 

@Barry Haynes
Option 2
Stick a subi sticker in it and charge twice as much

 

@Barry Haynes

Option 3

This in my opinion is the best.
Keep it one day you may need it.

This is gonna require some work on your part give the engine a good clean and polish, then have a bespoke lovely peace of glass made to go on top of the engine walla you have a lovely coffee table for the wife to stick in the lounge.

 

@Barry Haynes
Option 4

Advertise it on Facebook, latebay, eBay
Gumtree. It will sell

 

Bingo!!Your a genius @Geordie